A person who is smart but also completely clueless at the same time about anything sexual. they also believe that fleshlights are made out of zombie skin.
Stop being such a Felipe you dipshit.
A guy with a styrofoam head that's been through a lot of stuff. Beaten up a lot by Flamingo/Albert before his head got ripped apart
Flamingo: Felipe this is your fault! -proceeds to beat felipe until his head is completely destroyed-
A typical person, usually not that tall. Felipe will not be able to communicate with females and is likely to mess up his relationship. He a basic haircut but might be attractive. Usually hangs out with the same people like him and struggles to speak proper.
Felipe is going to hang out with his typical friends
That one spanish douche that probably rides anything with "board" in the name. He probably owns a juul and won't let anyone get more than one hit in a rotation because hes as stiff as a dildo.
Everyone: Yo Felipe, pass the Juul!
Felipe: Can't, mi madre says i can't share until im 18
Everyone: Shut up you fucking bucket
Felipe is a very sad individual who got rejected by multiple girls and now owes 30 reais to his friend
Felipe you owe me 30 dollars -Nuggets
Felipe you are an idiot
Felipe is destined to become a plumber. He is pedosexual. Felipe is a horrible name. Don’t name your child felipe please I beg you I suffer from the consequences. They are mostly lactose intolerant. And they smell like booty hole. If your name is felipe you should move to Alabama to talk about our curse together as a family. ;)
“Call felipe the plumber please”