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the best way to start your day
when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day
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The Act Of Giving Fellatio At Machine Gun Speed (the original idea behind the band name) It Was Found written under a table at bondi beach by Adolph Mantovani (a former band member) Related : Machine Cunnalingus
"she game me great machine gun fellatio in that park"
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Two guys eating out the same girl at the same time.
Kelvin and Rex decided to pull a fellatio squared manuver on Brooke.
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I love being in the fresh air on the hotel balcony for a little fellatio al fresco.
A circle of three or more males engaged in interlocking oral sex, in a manner in which each individual simultaneously performs and receives oral sex. The male version of the Cunnilingus Carousel.
A circle of dudes blowing each other is a Fellatio Ferris Wheel
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One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner
Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick & the Masturbation Monster was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.
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When your girl just finished eating a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos and still has the powder on her lips and proceeds to go to town on your purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Damn man, my girl gave me flaming hot fellatio last night, that shit was rough.
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