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That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
Feminin is a person who reassembles womanly traits
or if you're a small gnome named Zacharias you are truly feminin, more than any woman ever
No one is more feminin than Zacharias,
Even females aren't as feminin as Zacharias
NO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT
"hahaha hahaha look at that high waisted man, hes got feminine hips"
-john mulaney