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Fern means fun. The word "Fern" replaces the word "Fun." It is fun but with an accent and different spelling.
Fern is a strange and nearly extinct species of amphibian. They have a spot of hair on their head and yellow/green skin. Their eyes are usually an ugly periwinkle and/or A bright pastel yellow. She has long, sharp teeth and black spots on their eyelids. They are usually 7 Feet Tall and are considered to be "The Monster of The Ocean". If you encounter a Fern, punch it in the eyes and swim away and report it to anyone never by. Although we have never proved they are harmful we have to kill them off because we don't want to send in a human sacrifice. Sometimes Ferns breed with sharks, making the FARK. Farks are crazy mean demons from fucking hell.
Swimmer 1: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! I encountered a Fern!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!
*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*
Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*
Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!
To be a Fern tamer is to be sexualy inclined to fuck those who have furry genitals.
Scenario#1
Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?
Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?
Scenario#2
Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~
Furry#2- *gets horny*
Is a person so funny and loyalty Who can make you happy all hours of the day is,
I was talking to ferneli last nigth and he made happy