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uncle fester

To allow a freshly applied substance (usually a liquid like paint, stain, seal, etc.) to set, dry and/or cure. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

“To achieve a super duper finish on your unfinished cabinet, you’ll need to let your homemade finish uncle fester for at least two hours.”

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

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festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

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fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.

Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.

by Ocyrus April 2, 2011


Fester-ish

When you don’t feel like doing the tasks at hand, feeling lazy, or backing down on your word

Hey boss man, I can’t come in to work today I’m feeling a little fester-ish.”

by SailHatan999 July 30, 2021


Festering Tarhole

Noun (origin- SW Ontario, Canada) -A geologic phenomenon indicated when crude oil seeps to the surface under subterranean pressure often forming large patches of thick tar and exhibiting the occasional appearance of bubbles at the seepage source. Some local First Nations people would collect and use this tar for various applications like water-proofing, adhesive, etc. It was also flammable, so that's fun.

The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.

Only a festering tarhole like Brad could do something like that. Isn't he married?

Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

by Professor Lester June 5, 2022


all-festered-out

All-Festered-Out: All smoked out. Having smoked enough marijuana and don't want or need anymore. Can't get any higher.

No thanks. I'm all-festered-out!

by JopKatz October 16, 2015


Dirty Fester

The Dirty Fester is when you fist your roommate and then leave the room mid nut and piss in his trash can.

“My roommate was in the middle of doing homework so I went in his room and gave him a dirty fester.”

by Wanjarthen September 18, 2021