git-fiddle

guitar.See:ax.

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Titty fiddle

To lick a partners nipple while tweaking the other, during fore play.

"sally really enjoys it when Tom titty fiddles her before sex"

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Fiddle Fuck

Fiddle Fuck-When one person or object pisses you off so much that using just the term 'fuck' will not be enough.

damn, she/he is being such a fiddle fuck!

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Fiddle Faddle

A group, consisting of at least 3 little people, also known as midgets. A fiddle faddle is a very rare occurrence in the modern world, thus viewing such a group should be celebrated and documented.

Be careful...a fiddle faddle is nothing to mess with. Be sure to wear approrpate shin and foot protection when encountering such a group, as they are most commonly known to be aggressive. Spotters most frequently report injuries sustained from the elusive fiddle faddle including bitten and bruised shins, as well and mangled toes, and sometimes even a head-butted groin.

If you can capture a picture of a fiddle faddle in the wild, you must report it to national geographic and post it on as many social networking sites as possible, to share your find with the rest of the world. (you might get some good money for it, ooooo!)

Good places to spot a fiddle faddle of midgets include: in and around circuses, las vegas, hollywood, the great plains of Africa, and in choice locations around europe and alaska. (eskimo fiddle faddles are an endangered species).

On a safari:

Ryan: "Hey, did you see that herd of elephants?"
Katie: "No, I was too busy tracking the fiddle faddle. A most incredible experience...there were over fifty midgets frolicking in the tall grass...simply amazing!!!!"
Ryan: "Wow, I hope you got them on camera...nobody is going to believe you."
Katie: "Of course I did"

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fit as a fiddle

good looking. hot

Steven is as fit as a fiddle. Sophie is so lucky to have him.

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Git-fiddle

A name for a guitar, resulting from arguments over the proper pronunciation.

May also refer to a bass guitar played with a bow typically used on non-electric double-basses.

"GIT-tar! - Guh-TAR! - It's a git-fiddle, shut up."


"Havin' fun flailing on your git-fiddle, there?"


The instrumental combination played by musicians such as Chris Wood of Medeski, Martin, and Wood.

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A Fiddle of Paedophiles

The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.

The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.

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