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Involving necrophilia, the Filthy Nigel involves digging up a fresh grave and extracting the lungs from the corpse (only on any Thursday of the month). Then you take a shit in the lungs (hopefully they haven't decayed too much). After the lungs are filled with shit, the tubes are used as a sexual orifice, filling the lungs with semen in addition to shit.
If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!
"That Filthy Nigel made out of Sarah's mom was delicious! Better than any kind of Haggis I've ever tried."
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This occurs when you take a nasty shit and have to wipe excessively. Small pieces of shit paper get lodged in your ass hair and these become rolled up like a cuban cigar and are generally a nice yellowish brown color; thus a filthy cuban!
Man, I have a horible case of monkey butt; I have a couple of filthy cubans lodged in my ass.
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It is a dirty sanchez with a twist! instead of just wiping the shit above your partners lips u also shove your cock down their throat and tada!!!! It was first done by a guy named andre
My old lady was really pissing me off the other night, so while I was plowing her in the ass, I pulled out just before I nutted and opted to give her a filthy flores instead!
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When a woman, or male, put a many icecream toppings on their genitals ( ice cream, whipped cream, cherries, hot fudge, ect.) Then ask you to eat it off of or out of their genitals.
I came home to find my girlfriend laying on the bed, with her pussy covered in whipped cream,hot fudge, and a cherry ontop. She then asked if I would like a taste. To which I replied, "I'd love a taste of your filthy sundae."
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Music played in clubs or large house partys which gets bitch's low. Usually accompanied by strobes. Dirty beats is a broad title which encompasses most good music.
Antonym: gay music, bad music, Justin Bieber music,
money, bitchs and filthy beats is a sure fire way to get laid.
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Falsley claiming someone as a dependent on your taxes while fucking them.
The IRS is auditing me because I committed a filthy claim on my neighbor.
A hotdog that consists of Gravy, Honey Mustard, and Onion balls
yo my boy just opened a new filthy juke stand over there