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The state in which a man’s dool is not completely stone but is not as wiggly as a pool noodle. Half flaccid is the most awkward state to be in as your cum blaster tends to misbehave and run against your legs as their is just enough weight for it to be pulled past the lining of your underwear leg.
*walks through hallway half flaccid*
Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me
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When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.
Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!
Aggressively belittling your opponent while losing badly with no rational hope of victory.
That's a lot of flaccid trash talk for someone who can't even deliver a website.
A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis
Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.
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Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.
They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.
Vagina lips that aren't erect
"Her pussy was nice besides her flaccid vagina lips"
1. A request made to continue pleasuring a man's genitalia.
2. To stop in the middle of a story
1. I haven't cum yet! Come on, don't leave me flaccid!
2. And then.... what!? You can't stop like that, don't leave me flaccid!!!