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When you go to have sex with a guy and realize he has no balls.
I was 69'ing with this one guy and his flat sack hit me in the face.
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Idiots who are mentally retarted and think this earth is a peice of paper
Flat Earthers are mentally retarted
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A Flat Earther is a person who pursues the belief that the world is flat, and tries to discredit centuries of astronomical discovery and scientific advancement, based on a childlike limited understanding of science and religion. No amount of proof or evidence will convince a Flat Earther that the earth is round like a ball, because their brain lacks the capacity to understand this reality.
Because he is a Flat Earther, he believes that if you go up high enough in a balloon, you can see all of the continents at the same time, because he thinks the world is flat.
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To indicate a sad time, or some kind of disappointment.
"Hey man, you going out to the bars with us tonight?"
"Nah, girlfriend is dragging me to a chick flick. It's so flat soda."
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"Working late again?"
"Yeah, it's like flat soda."
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Person characterized by their below average IQ and rejection of true logic and fact. This person mainly believes in the flat earth theory. Typically, this person is a believer in conspiracy theories stating that the government and scientists are lying about the shape of earth. Sometimes, they even reject facts when presented to them, and they think they are more knowledgeable than scientists with degrees and years of research. They are impossible to argue with; they won’t change their mind even if you present them with facts.
Flat Earthers have the lowest IQ; they need to be eliminated.
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Used to describe behaviour which is particularly petty, childish or vindictive in some way.
You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.
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The Flat Earth Society is the group with the lowest scoring IQ. With an average IQ of 10 they are more retarded than any other humans. Flat Earthers live in their moms basement together with their laptop that they stole from the World Trade Center before it collapsed (They are also the reason why 9/11 happened).
Flat Earther: The Earth is flat!
Not retarded person: No it isn't :explains why the earth isn't flat with real scientific proof:.
Flat Earther: Gravity doesn't exist :talks about shit that dosen't make sense:.
Not retarded person: i give up.
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