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When an animal farts it's called a floof. Because they don't have actual farts so it's a floof.
Toxic boy with fluffy hair, commonly a gym rat, runs on pre workout, has a different girl in his bed every single day.
This kid brendan is literally a danger floof get the hell away from him.
The act of arranging and readjusting artificial holiday related greenery to appear fuller, fluffier, and more aesthetically appealing and photogenic.
We had to finish floofing the tree before we could decorate it.
“Floof-brained” is a playful term that combines “floof” a slang term for something soft and fluffy, often used to describe animals with fluffy fur and “brained” to describe a state where someone’s mind feels light and empty, like fluff. This can happen when an intelligent person numbs their brain with substances, leading to a feeling of mental emptiness. Brain goes into "power saving mode" and the mind feels light, quiet and worry free.
It’s a humorous way to describe someone who is temporarily not thinking clearly or is mentally foggy. Does that make sense?
"I can't make any decisions right now, I'm too floof-brained"
A big floof is a creature of some sort that has to much floof to be recognized.
Jimbo: Look at that big floof.
Carl Wheezer: Mmmm. Yeah jimmy he looks like a croissant.
Little bits of nuggets proceed to start slipping out of one's anal region
Yo gang did you see Jesse's NUGGET-FLOOF, it got all over my sheets
When the crotch of a woman's pants doesn't align with her actual crotch leaving a good inch or more of fabric between her legs. During foreplay a person may think they are hitting the spot but only grasping the void leading to confusion and dissatisfaction.
These leggings are so uncomfortable. I pull them up all the way, but they start to sag throughout the day leading to all this pussy floof.