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When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.
Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled
Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited
Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling
Hand-picked; hand-selected.
“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”
Fondle Juice has been around for thousands of years.
It was created by someone known has Callum Gregory but he has passed away now.
It has been used to fix erectile discfunctions.
Hey Bryn I think I need some fondle Juice my penis is floppy again.
To rub or stroke/play with passion
She grabbed my dick through my shorts and I said, “Fondle my balls!”
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.
Used when a man describes the devious things his son did to him in Spain many moons ago.
Rory! Fondle my pickle like you used to in the good ol’ days!
When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them
Oh my gosh I want Mac and cheese so bad I really Need to intestine fondle right now.