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When Scarlett blows up Jakes foreskin and it inflates like a balloon.
Hey Jake, fancy a foreskin blowup later?
This occurs when you are getting your dick sucked by a female while you are uncircumcised. While she is sucking your dick she throws up and her throw up goes underneath your foreskin. When you pull your foreskin back to clean it you see a creamy substance. This creamy substance is both smegma and throw up.
Oh my god bro, I was getting head from Olivia yesterday and I ended up getting fettuccine foreskin.
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Classic GI and prison chow line dish consisting of dried chipped beef in cream sauce poured over toasted light bread. The name seems to have originated in the U. S. Navy during World War Two. Intact sailors were "strongly encouraged" by Naval doctors and corpsman to undergo adult circumcisions for "hygienic" and "health" reasons. Apparently it was believed then (and to some extent now) that circumcised men have lower rates of infection with sexually transmitted disease during unprotected sex, and since horny sailors will often do reckless things when on shore leave (and more discreetly when on board ship) the age old religious rite of clipping the cod was vigrously promoted as a newflangled "scientific" solution for an age old military problem. Given the reputation for navy food anyway, and the obvious surplus of extra "meat" available, it is not surprising why the name stuck, and became somewhat legendary. The dish, though, is quite distinct from shit on a shingle.
I hear Kilroy got clipped. Looks like we're having foreskins on toast again.
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What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.
Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?
I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.
Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.
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foreskin cheese is when you get back from a long day at the office and you whip out the loo rolls, lotion and laptop and decide to put on the hub. At that moment when you peel your foreskin back you get a bad stench. You look down and see a yellowy-orange substance know as foreskin cheese. Most people throw it away in disgust but I, the alpha male store it in a jar and/or feed it to the homies
"damn, that's some good looking foreskin cheese!" "Don't let your dodgy uncle see it or he will preform oral circumcision on you.
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When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!
Your sister can't wank a dick for toffee,she gave me a rumpled foreskin the twat
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The signature move of popular Muppets character Kermit the Frog
"he's preparing the foreskin blast"