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Medical condition in which every time you are done screwing someone, you feel like staying away from that other person, as far as you can.
It takes no distinction among lovers, from fuck buddies to half-century marriages.
Because of my screw and forget syndrome, I told my wife after I banged her to go sleep on a motel.
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The middle initial in lil wayne's name
Yo Weezy Baby!
AHHH DUMB NIGGA don't forget the F
SHIIIIIIT NIGGA my bad
Damn straight
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When you're smoking weed with your friends out of a bong and you walk away and someone says "hey you forgot your bottle", and you think he's talking about the bong but it's actually a bottle of soda
"Man that was some good weed, let's go to the minute market for some monster dubs"
"Hey you forgot your bottle"
"Oh shit is he talking about the bong?"
"No I've got it right here, it's just our bottle of soda"
"Oh damn, talk about forgetting your bottle"
No Nut November but in February
Basically just a second chance for those who failed NNN and also shorter
Person: Hey, have you heard of Forget Fapping February?
Person 2: No, what the fuck? How did you get in my house?
A popular saying in Memphis Tennessee," A hamster never forgets." Meaning you will remember what a person has said or done just like hamsters who are known for having a good memory.
A hamster never forgets because they have a good memory.
The forget-me-stick is a bigass baseball bat that upon contact with a skull, causes memory loss, hence the name "forget-me-stick".
John- "bro I think these guys wanna fight us"
Bob- "just use the forget-me-stick"
“Lest we forget” is a phrase that is commonly used in remberance of the millions of men who died in the Great War. It is difficult to describe exactly what it means, but it is a warning of sorts. A warning that we should not forget the soldiers who fought in WWI, and what they endured.
Person 1: “The 100th year anniversary of the end of WWI is on 11/11/2018.”
Person 2: “Lest we forget...”
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