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Audenshaw Sixth Form is a protectorate of Audenshaw School. It was annexed in 1997 and has been under the rule of the Governor Robert Tadman for a large majority of this. Used mainly as a penal establishment it is protected by the 21st Prefect Division who are temporarily without their fearles leader. Inmates can leave but only on parole and often return on a daily basis. It has recently come under scrutiny from Her Majesty's Government due to it being a breeding ground for a strange life form known only as Scallius Burberrius, a hybrid of human and grandad clothing.
Welcome to Audenshaw Sixth Form - You'll Never Leave
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An expression one uses to explain why he/she is so shit at playing a particular sport.
Louie: Dude you you are sucking balls out there............!
Rick: Yeah man I haven't played in ages, i'm out of form
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A term only recognized by hyper-nerds and tryhards. People throw it around here and there to sound smart but nobody really knows what it means. Heck even google can't figure out what it means. Also called CFFs.
Interviewer: So what kind of experience do you have
You: Yeah so I've trained machine learning models to uncover the compton form factors from kinematics DVCS utilizing Global GPDs and optimizing the current inference variables in the field
Interviewer: sir this is a starbucks
A college known widely across the UK for it's harbouring of paedophiles and that one fat purple girl
"Yo, what college you go to?" "aw mate i go to richmond sixth form" "Ain't that the one with bare pedos?"
Similar to human garbage, but the difference is that a garbage in human form is in essence a garbage that's pretending to be a human, while human garbage is a human whose worth is about the same as a garbage.
Kitten A: Sally didn't feed us for 3 days. She's such a human garbage!
Kitten B: No, she's a garbage in human form.
Kitten A: what's the difference?
Kitten B: Read urban dictionary.
Guy 1: Hey, what kind of computer did you get?
Guy 2: I got an apple! They look so damn sexy and they come with exclusive applications, like Safari!
Guy 1: You're a dumbass dude
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: All Apple does is make nice looking products, they have terrible performance issues. They're all about aesthetics, not performance. If that isn't a classic case of form over function, I don't know what is.
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Ok so, I have an Apple TV. And I've been watching Harvey Birdman, and every morning I wake up and I sit on my recliner just to watch the program that Brett Buck calls "Must-see TV". It's all fun, good- and... fun until I try to get up or my cat bites my penis and I get scared, start flailing around. Then the TV remote falls into the cushions, and I have to get up and spend the next 10 minutes looking for this tiny piece of garbage. This is the definition of "form over function": a touchpad that's too sensitive dd-d--s-s-d-- it's so fucking thin it phases through matter. I hate this object, this is the bane of my incredibly uninteresting life.
Person 1: Hey what cool new thing did you buy?
Person 2: An Apple TV
1: That thing is the literal definition of form over function...
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