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n. The butt. Part number 41 of the human body as per Advanced Auto Parts commercials.
Yo, gimmie the 411 on that forty one!
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The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.
Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.
Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
The age of a desperate woman, primarily, who cannot face the fact she has turned 50.
Hey, Happy Birthday! You’ve finally hit the Big 5-0?
No, still Forty Faux
He was wearing tracky dacks and when he spotted the cutie girl he couldn't hide his roaring forty.
pronounced (fooooooooooo-D-Clamp)
Originated by the drunken shouts of one Dale Tourdot (pronounced: 2 dough) in an attempt to say "party time". Now a staple for the phrase "Im gonna get fucked up!" or "Fucking Sweet!". Used in extreme drunkeness as exclamation for elation or triumph. Was heard in another drunken shout on 94.1 JJO, the number one hard rock radio station in America and one of our own in Wisconsin
Drunk 1 (Whilst throwing in a game of beer pong): "Its rebuttal, make this so I can slam that keystone."
(Ker-Plunk-nothin but beer)
Drunk 2: "Foooooooooooooorty-Clamp!"
or
Drunk 1:"It's Sunday morning and we got nothing to do"
Drunk 2:"I got a case of keystone!"
Drunk 1:"Forty Clamp bitches"
a phrase used to describe a person's terrible balance
based off having 40/100 experience points in the balance category of NHL 11
damn it, i've got forty balance right now i can't even stand up
Forty-fine is the birthday following an erotically charged male’s 48th birth year, and chronologically before their 50th birthday. Every person in the world celebrates a birthday. However, not everyone turns “forty-fine”. Medical studies have proven that men who turn forty-fine have extremely high testosterone levels. Analysis for forty-fine year old males shows them matching or exceeding the average testosterone levels of 21 to 23 year old inferior males.
Today he is forty-eight, and on his birthday tomorrow he will turn forty-fine years old.