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When you’re so old you nutt ashes.
“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.
When a man fists another man’s ass and pulls out treasure.
Dave went fossil hunting with TJ
By definition Dancing Fossils is a somewhat common sight you will see in warm weather retirement communities. Retirees can be seen hitting the dance floor of their favorite bar dancing to an old tune from their past . Hence they are dubbed Dancing Fossils by the locals.
eg Hey Larry, I see your Uncle Fred that just had a hip replacement is out on the dance floor with the rest of those old dancing fossils ! Larry replies ; yeah he can’t help himself, he heard Twist and Shout come on the jukebox and had to get out there
An old ass dog, usually from aged 10 and up the same dog you've had since you were in 1st grade.
"Damn how old is your dog it looks like a fossil"
"Yep its a fossil dog"