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n. An Iraqi improvised explosive device (IED) that misses its intended target and is not, therefore, officially counted as an incidence of violence towards US Forces. Because maybe it's just how the Iraqis celebrate their wonderful new democracy, and wasn't really meant to hurt anyone.
An IED that doesn't involve US personnel? That's not an act of violence, that's a Freedom Pinata.
(Seen on fark.com)
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This weekend we went to the gun range and planted freedom seeds into the hillside
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A face covering worn proudly over one's mouth & nose, that embodies independence and bravery
(Not to be confused with a protective mask worn out of consideration for others, but something that appeals more to the nature of selfish and macho folks!)
Karen proudly wore her 'Freedom Cloth' to the store where she harassed front line retail employees demanded to speak to their manager. Little did Karen know that her 'Freedom Cloth' was actually contributing to the greater good!
A term used by Americans when they feel angry, confused, and many other examples of emotions
Iraqi: bush, why can't you just buy my oil, not kill me?
George bush: muh freedoms
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The right of Fifth Freedom, gives the person authority to eliminate a person(s) without any Legal or Governmental consequence.
1. Kill anyone without consequence.
2. Eliminate target with no hesitation.
3. To kill someone with disregard to Law or Political hostilities.
"Within the fictional world of Splinter Cell, this unofficial Fifth Freedom allows an operative to disregard any law, agreement, or framework of ethical behavior in order to accomplish his mission. As Dermot P. Brunton put it, "all means are acceptable." For example, the operative may kill in combat or by assassination, may torture or kidnap people, may deploy on U.S. soil, and may spy on other U.S. government agencies. Fifth Freedom is also used as a verb. To "Fifth Freedom" someone is another way of saying to kill someone." - Wikipedia, Fifth Freedom.
NOTE : The Fifth Freedom is unoffical, but many use it in war and in personal situations.
Splinter Cell - In the game Splinter Cell, Sam Fisher an operative of the fictional Third Echelon is commisioned witht he fictional right of Fifth Freedom.
It is also used in Noam Chomsky : The Culture Of Terrorism.
It is also stated in one of Franklin D. Roosevelt's speeches.
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When a man stands with his feet more than shoulder width apart and swings his hips to make his testicles sway.
After catching a touchdown pass, the tight end put his hands on his hips and engaged the pendulum of freedom.
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The first wank after a long exam season. Involves screaming, "FREEDOM!" enthusiastically at the point of ejaculation.
Saul: Mate, I just had an incredible Freedom Wank.
Tom: Oh yeah I heard! I thought you were watching Braveheart.