A Freudian Slip that really Stings.
What had slipped from her mouth was a Freudian Slap to him, as he recognized himself in her words.
A freudian slip as suggested by your keyboard suggestions or autocorrect
Guy 1: I was texting this girl and when I typed "We should" my keyboard suggested I put "fuck" even tho we hadn't hooked up yet
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip
When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.
Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
An accident where a person is trying to have vaginal intercourse, aimed wrong, and either impacts or inserts their member or toy into their partner's anus. -NR
Our evening of sex was ruined when I gave them the Freudian Slip. They were very uncomfortable after that point.
The unintentional, but yet intentional act of putting it in her ass.
sorry babe! it was just a Freudian Slip.
The act of muttering a Freudian Slip under your breath after saying it to express that it's not what you meant to say.
The Freudian Mutter is often associated with comedy. For example:
Moo Snuckel: "Do you guys know how old the actor that plays Moaning Myrtle is? She's like fifty!"
Terroriser: "She's the same age as Gan- as Gandalf..."
A woman/female who shows little to no emotion in an argument. Someone in complete control of their feelings and self. Someone who comes into an argument and knows how to play the game. Being able to read off another person without engaging in what they also feel.
"Can't you see how upset I am you FREUDIAN BITCH!"
"I see your upset sure, but this is over literally nothing"