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1. People who act like they are interested in you to fuck you over later
2. People who have common interests or hobbies
3. People who gets profit off of you
Yo that friends that I’ve told you about, they fucked me over last week... they pretend to be my friends to get some liquors off of me
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People who pretend to like you so they can 1. 'borrow' your clothes and/or 2. copy everything you do and pretend it was their idea.
'I liked your hair cut so i went and got it, but were friends so who cares'
'Oh i like your phone, i wonder who had that idea to get it.
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A mega hit NBC tv series from the 90's where a group of friends live together and occasionally date each other.
Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I come over to your place tonight we can watch Friends and cuddle!
Kiersten : No way I'm going to Jakes were gonna watch a porn and fuck like crazy!
Chad : I remember when we made that porn together you was Rachel and I was Ross!
Kiersten : Hey you told me you got rid of that stupid thing!
Chad : No way it's the only memory of your hot naked body I got left!
Kiersten : You Bastard!
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Friends are people who love you and vice versa. They may not always agree to what you say or do, since they believe that you deserve something better. They are beside you ALL the way. So, it hurts to lose a friend.
A lifetime is enough to make friends, yet a lifetime is NOT enough to understand them. We have to remember that as people, we are ALL subject to change. You can NEVER know someone fully, since you are imperfect. Yet, we can try to. LOVE your friends, and treasure the memories - they will cherish you even more...
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, but who are they?
Not all people who you feel inclined to have affection for are your friends. Just keep on analyzing and you'll see...
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a good friend will bail you outta jail.
a best friend will be right there next to you saying "dude that was fucking awesome!!!!!!!"
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In friend there is an R that stands for real, without the R its fiend, a merciless demon only wanting to destroy you.
You aint no friend, you's a fiend dog
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(verb) When a girl or boy you have been on a few dates with decides they just want to be a friend. Once you are friended you are not allowed to be romantically interested in them. Friending can appear to happen without warning.
"Damn, she just friended me"
"After effectively friending John, Mary was able to date Mike"
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