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It means what it says you stupid fuckbag.
Girl: "Fuck me already!"
Boy: *Pound her pussy*
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A classic press day expression of anger and frustration, particularly related to non sequiturs.
Oh fuck me static! This headline doesn't work!!!
When something doesn't go as planned
Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways
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When the girl you are having sex with doesn't know your name, and calls you by a others man's name while in the throes of passion.
- "That kritty chic I took home last night Fuck Me Dave me."
- "What did you do?"
- "What do you think? I shrugged and kept going."
High-heeled brightly-colored shoes that young girls wear to send an unspoken "Fuck me" signal to guys. The shoes tell guys "I'm available, and interested in sex."
Amy Winehouse sings about them in a song called "Fuck me pumps" on her debut album "Frank" (2003) and she wears them in the video version of the song.
I first saw her sitting at the bar. She seemed aloof, distant, and I decided to leave her alone. Then I noticed she was wearing fuck me pumps so I went over to chat. She was warm, friendly, and later she let me take her home for the night.
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When you're left wordless and awed by something...
It might be heart-rending, it might be confounding...but mostly it's something that leaves you feeling less ego-centric and grateful to be a smaller bit of the human experience.
"Well, fuck me! Didja see that Golden Retriever just save a whole family from a burning building and then help an old lady across the street straight thereafter?"
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a sentence that is used by horny females or passive gays
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