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This person doesn't care about anyone else but themselves. They treat others like shit and don't care about the feelings of others as long as they get what they want.
Look at that fucken ass wipe on his cell phone racing up to the stop sign looking like he's going to blow through it. He doesn't even care that I had to slam on my brakes thinking he wasn't going to stop.
A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.
Group of people: *having a good time
Jim: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING!
Group of people: Oh damn it
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Affects males only. The act of damaging near-at-hand objects in times of extreme anger or frustration, usin only the balls and their resident sack, which are swung in a bull-dozer type motion. Also known as scrotum inviciblus inus your face-us.
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Tom: Phil's gettin angry... and he's home alone.
Desmond: Dude, i hope he dont fucken hoo-haa the tv agen.
Tom: The tv? Wot about the dog?
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Fred: Hey Murph, wot happened to ur face?
Murphy: Was asleep last nite and Gary stumbled in fucking drunk and fucken hoo-haa'd me.
Fred: Then wot?
Murphy: No question about it, i went fucken hoo-haa.
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When a girl orgasms so hard, it necessitates "flipping the fucken mattress" because of the pool she's left.
Gabe: Yo, was Keia Cole over last night?
Me: Yeah, man, shit got so wild, I had to flip the fucken mattress this morning.
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A South African proverb.
Expresses intense grief or disbelief.
"We ate all the food before you could arrive"
"Ye Wena Fucken how are you guys"
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beavis iz a fucken dumb ass cuz hes sooo stupid
butthead saiz "im wearing a birthday suit"
beavis saiz "o0oo0o is it clear"
butthead "lmao....ur a fucken dumb ass"
beavis saiz "lol"
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It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.
I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass
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