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similar to the original definition of fuckface, accept for the fact in this case, you only have one penis for an eye while you wear a patch over the missing penis/eye.
you roll up in your car to a stranger and cover one eye with your right hand and point your index fingure of your left hand at the stranger in front of your other eye. then, you simply ask the person "guess what i am". he confesses he doesnt know. you then say "no, guess!". when he gets frusturated and gives up, you then say "I'm a fuckface pirate, DUH!" then peel off into the night.
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n. a miscreant at the top of his game; a title awarded to those who toil unremittingly for personal gain at the expense of others
ex. 1) i played that gig three months ago and the jackass-fuckface still hasn't payed me.
ex. 2) i was playing team slayer in boarding action and some jackass-fuckface on my team kept hogging the sniper rifle.
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A JackAss-Fuckface is guy who has been known to be a Jackass his entire life. He instigates trouble and tries to blame it on others, he wears the crown when it comes to JackAssery, The JackAss-Fuckface is a total dick and everyone knows it and when they see his face they see JackAss-Fuckface.
Oh man here comes Bob, that guy is so overbearing and rude he is a JackAss-Fuckface
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A gay asshole who walks with a tampon stuck up his ass, has a VERY small penis, and uses every girl he dates.
"Did you see that faggot fuckface?"
"Isn't Michael such a faggot fuckface?"
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The term Fuckface Unstoppable derives from an Ancient Greek proverb. That proverb is Neil. He is Fuckface Unstoppable.
Hey have you seen Neil?
Oh you mean Fuckface Unstoppable, he is blowing some girls back out in the porta-potty
a good bye greeting used on a dickhead. Usually after screwing them over.
Partner 1... "Farewell fuckface".
Partner 2... "Boy that fuckface was easy!
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Artie Bucco from The Sopranos.
Hey, Wolfgang Fuckface! No wonder the food sucks! You’re supposed to cook with the wine!
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