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well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
It is like a monkey fucking a football.
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The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.
Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!
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A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!
Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
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The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.
Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.
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Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass
Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.
If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.