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A euphemism for "fuck", also a football term.
Me: "What the motherfumbling fumble is going on fumbling here? Fumble!
A coach that tells players a fumble can't happen in a game isn't helping helping them look at the game realistically. Fumbles can and do happen in a game. Expecting a player to play perfect instead of human in a game doesn't allow them to improve any, they're already expected to be at one hundred percent during one hundred percent of the time. The reality is people will make mistakes, and those mistakes will cost them.
The point is not whether you fumble, it's what you do after you fumble. Whether you can fumble and keep going, or whether a fumble breaks you down to the point you can go no further after one.
To fumble is to not date someone you could have because of various reasons. You always come to regret it. You either didn't know they liked you when everyone else did, said something weird in front of them etc..
And it sucks ass.
Person 1 "Man!! Everyone knew she liked you!! All you had to do was ask, how could you fumble this hard?"
Person 2 "I know, I fumbled so hard."
messing up in a relationship (or with a hookup) and causing it to end
Jack: "Bad news, I fumbled my 3 years relationship with the 10/10, it is what it is"
John: "What, how did you manage to do that"
James: "I fumbled 3 talking stages in a row dude lmao"
A word for a person who is continuously clumsy or clumsy by nature
When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.
Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."
Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."