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The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.
John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.
Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.
I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...
A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.
Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...
A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.
Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.
The condition of being clueless about technology.
She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.
When the party/get together/kickback/ is so incredibly lit and raftus.
"This such a lit function!"
When you go out one night and it becomes one of the greatest nights of your life, that you relive it over and over in your head. A memorable night.
Last year, Together As One was sooo amazing, thats where I met my best friend! Totally the best lemonade function ever!