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A celebration where two men bury Uma Thurman alive. Uma Thurman then proceeds to punch her way out of the wooden casket using techniques she learned from an old asian kung-fu master. Afterwards she goes and tears a chicks eyeball out during a swordfight.
"Dude, yesterday me and this other guy had a Texas Funeral."
"Really? Is Uma Thurman hot in person?"
"...kinda."
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A black metal band who make very simple guitar riffs and, pretty much, simple everything, yet kick ass.
Dark Funeral is a pretty good band. I almost got a chance to see them but I couldn't go.
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When a girl is wearing a very conservative dress to a party or fun outing, when in fact, it is attire that is more appropriate for a funeral.
Sally, we're going to a club in Vegas, you can't wear that funeral suit because it has long sleeves and goes down to your knees!!!
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A Post Hardcore band from south Wales who were once a Sextet named "January Thirst".
They had a shuffle of band members and became the one of the greatest bands to emerge from the UK.
"Funeral For A Friend" put together a mixture of Hardcore, melodic metal, and punk to create the greatest sounding music from over the severn bridge.
The best band i have seen live, they sound way better than the record.
Matt Davies (lead vocals) is always in tune, can scream, and puts so much feeling into his voice, the two guitarists Darren Smith and Kris Roberts both produce riffs that Iron Maiden would be proud of, Gareth Davies (bass) sings backing vocals so well always in tune, and the drummer Ryan Richards is amazing, knows exactly when double-bass is needed and creates atmosphere with his perfect use of the "Zil Bell".
I recomend that everyone into any type of rock music buys "seven ways to scream your name" and "casually dressed and dep in conversation" why not go get "hours" too.
Im saying this, comng from Bristol where the Welsh are not the most liked people by any means.
Best Songs:
>Juneau
>The art of american football
>Bullet Theory
>escape artists never die
>The end of nothing
>This years most open heartbreak
>1045 Amsterdam Conversations
>She drove me to day time television
>Waking Up
>You Want Romance
>10 scene points to the winer
Funeral For a Friend.
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When you light your dick on fire and extinguish it in your partners ass
I gave Quinn a Viking funeral last night
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An unpopular but very talented indie/hardcore rock band from the San Francisco Bay area in CA. They have released dozens of records and EPs and their 2 biggest albums are "Difference of Potential" and "The Underdark". Most of their songs contain instrumentals and there is less singing (or screaming) than your average song on MTV. Funeral Diner are a thinking man's band.
"What's your favorite song?"
"'Lie in Headlights', by Funeral Diner."
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