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incredibly Asian man whos favorite food is dog and egg rolls.he loves screaming at his kids when they miss 1 point on their math test. he was a child slave as kid making carpets so he is really good at not having a soul.
that guy is so asian he looks like a li fung doo.
When you take your finger and place it between your taint then wipe it on something random at the store with the intent that it makes it to someone who’s a huge bitch. It turns you on doing this act so you do it more.
I went funging at Walmart today, my taint was so sour and moist I just about funged on everything
The act of sticking a heroin needle in each testicle then masturbating while getting your testicles kicked by a third party. After orgasm, the heroin in the needle is injected directly into the testicles. This results in a feeling of euphoria and bliss comparable to meeting Jesus Christ.
Ryan: “Hey babe, can you get out your steel toed boots?”
Jenna: “Oh god… you really can’t get enough of funging can you?”
im funging bro i got my downloads folder im right clicking rn man
A sex move that involves 2 men, an eagle, a snake, a small bear, a monkey, and a donkey. The men and all of the animals are confined in a small room, the men, completely naked and covered from head to toe in peanut butter have only one goal in mind. Their one and only goal is to fuck every animal in the room to death (the men may work together on one animal). If the men are successfully able to eliminate all of the animals they then have to lick all of the peanutbutter and blood off of eachother.
Man: Hey Jeremy, you wanna go funging with me on Tuesday? I'll bring the monkey and the peanut butter.
Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.
I want to be like Hao Fung when I grown up.
Fun sponge. A slang term used in New zealand. Referring to a person(s) who 'sucks' the fun out of things.
Our neighbour Elise is such a funge. She always sucks the fun out of the party by calling noise control before midnight.