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A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Mel Gibson has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.
ginormous gene, a large human being
oh goodness she looks like big gene today
When one shows a too keen an interest in someone twitterpatter
Amy's keen gene was working overtime at the thought of meeting Chris again.
A genetic mutation in a person's DNA that dictates their preference for Asian girlfriends (aka yellow beaver).
Dave is dating an Asian girl? He must have the YBVR2 gene.
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George is a true gene jock, he has devoted his whole career to researching DNA.
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A "virgin" drink consisting of Dr. Pepper mixed with grenadine, often given to children on special occasions, so that they can feel important while their parents are drinking alcohol.
See also Roy Rogers and Shirley Temple
Daddy, can I have another Gene Autrey?
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noun: a bout of diarrhea that comes on so quickly and ferociously that one would stop at any location with a working toilet- even a Mean Gene restaurant in the middle of West Virginia.
also used to describe any horrible fecal experience
I hope that aint a mean gene comin' on because we are miles from toilet paper.
Damn dude, I just dropped a mean gene that almost made me cry.
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