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A four-way consisting of two men and two women. Whilst both women are being railed in doggy-style, they face each other and play a heated game of chess.
Woah man! She really let you run a Queen’s Gambit on her and her twin sister? That’s the dream!
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Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece (♞) as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole
As a fan of grand strategy games, I'm obliged to learn the Hungarian Cum Gambit chess move
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A move in Chess where a player sacrifices his queen in order to acchive an advantage.
Can also imply giving up a girl to acchive other goods such as more freedome and time with the boys.
-i heard you broke up with your girl.
-Yeah man she was taking up too much time, i guess you can call it a Queens Gambit
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A seemingly unbounded temporal freeze in the time continuum during a game played using Adobe Flash resulting in discomfort, irritability, and side line research of competitors of the player experiencing this time conundrum. If one waits long enough, the temporal freeze will dislodge itself resulting in the exile of one player and a cornucopia of confetti for the play that had the fortitude and steely resolve to withstand the frustration of not being able to participate in the chess version of the Hunger Games.
1. Alright, double those points! He's not moving? Adobe Flash Gambit land? Oh man, Caparot1 is in the lead. Lets do some research.
2. Alright! The Adobe Flash Gambit! Gimme those points! Back to tournament!
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A variation of "Gay Chicken" in which someone counters an insult from another of the same sex with a fruity comeback. The recipient of the comeback is then faced with three options:
1. Accept the challenge.(Retort with a far grander and fruitier response.)
2. Get defensive. (Attempt to affirm one's own sexuality, which further casts doubt upon said sexuality.)
3. Forfeit. (Backing down, having been faced with such an unsolvable dilemma.)
Any of the three choices results in an immediate resettling of the playing field, with the user being placed in a more advantageous position.
"I was flaming this dude and then out of nowhere he hit me with the Gay Chicken Gambit so I choked."
"Can't roast anybody anymore, they all just resort to the Gay Chicken Gambit."
"I was getting flamed but I baited him with the classic Gay Chicken Gambit and he got all defensive. Easy W."
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when you grip eachothers legs and proceed to give a facial to a dog
wanna do a russian okomoko gambit?
YES!
The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.
It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)
Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.
Still, everyone would.. know...
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