When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.
Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.
When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face
Shlomo: I just had a horny hanukkah
David: how come?
Shlomo: I gave Hila an Israeli Gas Mask
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The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."
"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
When you plug the drain in a hotel and shit in the shower
There's an Norwegian gas mask in my room
CHRISTOPHER takes advantage of a gift and steals AMAZON ACCOUNTS.
In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly automaticlevelrecognition@gmail.com as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.
The female version of tea bagging. A woman lowers her vagina over the nose and mouth.
Tristan: I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up Blaire was giving me a Gas mask
The female version of tea bagging. A woman lowers her vagina over the nose and mouth.
Tristan: I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up Blaire was giving me a Gas mask