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When one teleports into another wizard'ss room and proceeds to masturbate under their invisibility cloak while their friend is having intercourse.
I did the Sneaky Gately to Haffey last weekend. That witch was a slampig!
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The red haired guy who was used in the marketing and advertising of arrows, a popular computer company in Australia. He was dressed as the typical nerd - greasy, glasses, red hair and bad taste of clothing. Using Gates as his last name is ofcourse, as far as i can see, a way of associating this person with Bill Gates.
Mark: Dude, dude! That guy over there looks like rusty gates.
Josh: Rusty, Rusty! I love you!
Mark: Hahahah i heard you and him had a casual relationship.
Josh: Lets just say he knows how to keep a customer happy.
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*insert guitar solo here*...see? your brain has been melted by the overload of pure awesome from synyster gates ....MIND FUCK!
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a guy you pirate windows from.
Guy 1: Where did you get your copy of windows?
Guy 2: Oh, I pirated it from Bill Gates.
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The Back gate is a place at levenmouth academy where all the junkie basterds go after havin a shag at the goth corner for a fag
You want to go round to the back gate pal?
Like a donkey punch, but deadlier; fisting with brass knuckles.
"I gave the bitch the death gate"
"Sheeeeit, is she okay?"
"Naw."
Infinitely unchill.
“Matt’s mom isn’t letting him come because he has to do homework.”
“Damn dude that’s bishops gate.”