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When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!
I don't want any kids so I always commit ghetto genocide.
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A buzzkill or boner kill happening to many people. A huge letdown to all.
One night, every student in Mr. Johnson's class noticed that their grade had risen 20%. The next morning, Mr. Johnson announced to the class that this was just an error and that everyone's grades would go back down 20% by the end of the day. The result was absolute boner genocide.
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When a natural disaster wipes out huge numbers of a populace whether it be in a town, city, state/province even a country, one could consider it to be a natural disaster genocide.
While genocide is often described in definition to be deliberate, it is the connotation of the word that brings about the definition of natural disaster genocide.
Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, droughts & floods are some of the most popular forms of natural disasters that often yield high casualty rates.
Haiti was a natural disaster genocide, an earthquake affected over one third of the country killing and displacing thousands.
Something a guy says to discretely say that he is masturbating. He is killing hundreds of millions of sperm.
Girl "wyd
Guy "committing mass genocide"
Girl "can I help?"
Another name for a safety meeting. Used when your boss knows what a safety meeting is or when you just want to sound witty and ironic.
Joe: We're having a genocide convention at 2:00, behind Hayes Hall.
Bob: What?
Joe: You know... a safety meeting.
Bob: Huh?
Joe: Bob... we're smoking pot at 2:00, ok? Just be there.
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When someone pulls up in a van outside of an unfortunate gathering and proceeds to let rip on their M60 until nothing moves while running down any survivors with the bonnet.
That wedding was so boring i could have committed mass vehicular genocide.
Turkey, to this day, denies that they ever created "acts of genocide" against the Armenians in the early 20th century.
Turks: We didn't created acts of genocide against the Armenians..
Armenian: Yes, you did.
Turks: I assure you we didnt.
Armenians: Yes. You are doing what you call Armenian Genocide Denial.
Turks: Uh... no....
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