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Very offensive slang for a Kraut.
Ludwig is a bossy, militaristic German.
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a language only spoken by space squirels on mars. the only word in the german language is "savaaq" which means 'on the second moon of the ninth lunar cycle, a child and his parents went to the sun to have a bath, shortly after the bath they visited earth and went back to the sun' it is rumored that people who live in germany speak german, but this is not true. germans only speak indian, except for the time between 12 PM and 6 PM on April 17th, which is when they speak cantonese.
guy 1: dude did you hear about the space squirels?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: there are space squirels that live on mars and that speak german.
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If you "german" somebody during football it means to knock them to the ground, created from all the germans taking people down during football.
Phil: Ohhh take down
Ben: YOU'VE BEEN GERMANED
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It means old or obvious news. In reference to Animal House where Belushi says "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" Originated on Volquest.com.
"Did you hear that Brad Pitt is in a new movie?" - Girl 1
"Duh, Germans" - Girl 2
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"No-one who speaks German can be that bad!" - Family Guy. GermanA language best spoken by men with deep crooked voices. What Shakespeare did in his spare time but in the end realized was a waste of time. A classic example of stupid peaople thinking long words make you sound smarter.
Adolf: "Ich bin einunddreistigsten jahre alt"
Jack: "STFUu German scum!
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1. The act of shitting on someone during sexual intercourse
2. A language spoken by Germans and other Germanic countries.
3. Someone from Germany
4. A German woman is likely to be hairier than women from other countries.
5. Someone often refered to as a Nazi because of their countries troubled history.
6. Someone who is very opinionated.
7. Makers of cars, firearms, and beer.
8. A sauerkraut
British person in Germany, says to partner: "Is that a man or a woman."
Partner replies: "We're in Germany - its probably a woman!"
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Someone of Puerto Rican decent, used mainly in New York City
There are mad Germans up in my local bodega.
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