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Glib way of saying "There is a high probability that..." It doesn't make too much sense if you think about the way gambling odds work, but I didn't create it; I just report it.
Dimes will get you dollars that his car will break down before he gets there.
Dimes will get you dollars that she doesn't really want to change jobs.
... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)
Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!
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person 1: wanna get coffee tomorrow at 4
person 2: il think about it and get back to you
Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!
Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"
Basically means if you try your best, you'll succeed.
Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin
when Bonnie meets Clyde
It's a way of saying you're going to do a good job at something for the sake of somebody.
You: Damn it. I applied my screen protector wrong!
Your best friend: Don't worry, imma get you right.
You: Thank you so much. Glad I know someone who can fix this.
whenever youre in a verbal altercation and u wanna fight the person or expose a secret of theirs or call out dumb shit they did, u say this afterward, just to rub it in.
(mad pissy girl who hates herself) - l " i dont know why she act like shes the baddest bitch like baby girl doesnt even know her ex leaked her nudes to his priv but no one cares enough about u to tell u. haha yeah ill get you funny hoe, dont start acting like youve been all that."