Dawit Gilbert

Dawit is basicicly the GOAT and the Black Messi. And if he reaches for hes pocket you gotta get the FUCK away from there. He is also a much bigger and stronger version of GOD. He can do anything with his powers ONG. And you may have seen some pretty big things in you life but his forehead is so big that the universe sh*t itself. Dawit is also another word for life and infinity.

He is also the funniest person ever and have the best headers.

Karl: Sup Jacob do you wanna hang out?
Jacob: No, i have to pray to The mighty Dawit Gilbert.
Karl: Who the hell is Dawit?
Jacob: Oh shi...
Karl: What?
Dawit: *Kills Karl with his godly forehead*.
Dawit: No one disrespect me.

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jasper gilbert

someone who loves food and loves the milky rock

that jasper gilbert just stole my pizza

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gilbert clothing

A Colorado clothing company that specializes in designer apparel.

a: "Hey dude, I need some new clothes"
b: "Well then get some sweet Gilbert Clothing"

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Gilbert, AZ

(n) Pronounced; Gil-bear
Gilbert, AZ is located southeast of Phoenix and is the largest town in the US, because they refuse to take the name of city. On average, Gilbert has a Howie-Rating of 7 out of 8. Depending on the day and amount of women on the streets. Has semi-frenchinese roots and is home to Luis Gonzalez.

I'm goin down to Gilbert, AZ man. How bout you?

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brianna gilbert

One Hot Potato. Very edible

Damn, is that brianna gilbert? I would eat her like I eat my burnt chicken nuggets.

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Gilbert School

In Winsted, it is the only high school that actually belongs to the damn town. There is another, better school in Winsted, but raggies aren't allowed in. Gilbert is your basic hole of hell, where there are some cool people but enough gay ass regulations and retards and not enough money to separate "us" from "them." It isn't the worst school in America, but it's up there. So far, nobody has been stabbed in school. Oh, and the Gilbert Yellowjackets suck at everything. Especially Football. People who go to Gilbert range from awesome to total douchebag.

Punk-ass prep from Nwew Hartford: You go to Gilbert School? Eww, I need to wash my hands!

Gilbertian: "SHAZAM!" *kicks the prep*

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gilbert nudity

Incidental nudity. Nudity in situations not intended to be sexual. Such as a woman on a ladder changing a lightbulb, or doing her taxes. A favorite of Gilbert Gottfried, for whom it is named.

A woman vacuuming naked?!? That is some perfect Gilbert nudity!