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A best friend you can be VERY gay with.
My girlfriend Isabella is making me gayer every single day.
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Someone who expects you to get anything for them even if it costs over $100K
Leo's Girlfriend: Hey can you get me that ring?
Leo: Sorry it's to much
Leo's Girlfriend: Okay. I'll just break up with you
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Something that everyone wants, but few get.
I will never get a Girlfriend, because I'm a nerd and no one likes that! ):
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IT MEANS U DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR A Virgin}
No girlfriends boi
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verb: the act of treating a girl you're dating as your girlfriend in public. This girl is often confused by these actions and is lead to believe that she is "different" from the other women you are dating. Behavior commonly displayed during girlfriending include: constantly holding hands giving her kisses when she's said something cute, and and leading her around the bar by her hand.
Guy 1 "That mandi chick just asked me to go meet her parents this weekend. WTF?"
Guy 2 "Dude, you were girlfriending her all last night at the bar. You introduced her as 'My partner in crime' to everyone."
Guy 2 "SHIT!"
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Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc.
AKA, a computer virus.
My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.
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A damn good replacement for a game system.
"This feels real good, my hand never felt this good.
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