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Someone who supports a team in the Premier League that is fashionable and/or very successful at the time. In recent times used in reference to a Chelsea fan due to their rapid success now they have loads of money from a dodgy Russian.
"They aren't real fans, they're just a bunch of glory hunters jumping on the bandwagon!"
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A perfect pair of fake knockers . A pair of fake boobies SO awesome, it's as if they were sent down from heaven just to make you smile.
These are very rare, and this term is not to be used lightly.
So perfect.
So shapely.
Glory orbs.
1.dude 1: Dude! Look at those boobies!
dude 2: Those are nice titties! And fake too!
dude 1: Now those are some glory orbs
2. dude: I had lost faith in humanity... then I saw a pair of glory orbs
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A fine example of this would be Zaman Hussain. Who says he supported Man UTD for ages but yet failed to even go to one of his games!!!!!!
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Masturbating at a funeral. Often performed as a dare, sometimes as a form of closure.
It was a really beautiful service. It was open casket, so I enjoyed some mourning glory.
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(n.) 1. The shittiest shift and/or job at work that a person can get stuck in. Then the douchebag boss comes along and names it the "glory position" merely to patronize you and show just how insignificant you are. 2. Plastering yourself face first into the bathroom wall with knees spread as wide as possible. This allows for deepest penetration into the glory hole.
Today the boss announced that I would be taking the Glory Position from 2AM to 12AM. I was confused as to how I would keep myself pressed against the bathroom wall for that long, but was later informed that the fucking douchebag is just putting me on the shittiest shift possible.
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Someone who takes credit for a source of fame or honour they did not create, also may refer to someone who jumps into a situation at the last moment and claims precedence.
Urban dictionary author 1: Hey dude check out this new word ive created, ive spent goddamn weeks on it.
Urban dictionary author 2: Oh yeh? lets have a look.....
Urban dictionary author 1: Hey what are you doing?
Urban dictionary author 2: Finders keepers fucker.
Urban dictionary author 1: Goddamn glory stealer.
President Roosevelt: Id like to thank the armed forces and all those at home in the USA for single handedly winning the second world war.
Churchill: Fucking glorystealer.
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Worst MOBA game ever existed. It's an unoriginal copy of mobile legend but 10 times worse
People who play it are mostly brainlet chinese people
Person 1 : Hey i play King of Glory
Person 2 : Fuck off u phunsen
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