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Goddamnit Jordan! GODDAMNIT! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Hym "Goddamnit Jordan, the gnats are here! My AC unit doesn't stay on indefinitely anymore and now I can't keep it cool enough to keep the gnats out! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can needs a static temperature of 55 degrees! It's AT LEAST 77 degrees in here! THIS IS WHY I said you needed to hurry it up! You already missed the juxtaposition of the empty garbage bin with the mounds of garbage! What are you even doing over there!? This is an absolute fucking travesty! Now I gotta run the fan on my AC for an hour... Switch it back over to AC... And then wait for it to cool back down until the gnats go away! Goddamnit! God-DAMN-it!"
That one friend who constantly thinks theyre something big and important, only to realise later on theyre usually short and harmless!
"Bro Im such a mf alpha dawg"
"Dude you have the dna of a goddamn gnat."
"Ah mate I smashed this chick last week."
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"
So nasty, it’s at gnat level.. it’s fucking gnat-sty
Girl check out that monstera over there, it’s fucking gnat-sty
A nickname for a small 'fruit fly' type animal that is actually a gnat.
We found a gnat and named him Gnat Turner.
Gnatty Gnat is a peepee head butt face tooty pants that is meannnnnnn and smells like a wet shart. She farts a lot and they always sound juicy and like she had diarrhea.
Kristen: OMG! Did you just smell gnatty Gnat’s fart! It STINKS and it sounded super juicy. Like ewwwww.