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When a Brazilian man ejaculates into his cupped hand and proceeds to throw it into his girlfriends face.
Oh boy! I can't wait for Josh to feed me some Brazilian Goldfish.
The bloke does his fine lady doggy style over the toilet with her head hovering precariously over the bowl. He shouts "I'm gona blowww" as he pushes her head down into the bowl and she gulps as much water as possible, saving some in her mouth. After he's blown he lays down and creates a fishbowl with his mouth so his lady friend can fill his mouth with toilet water from her mouth and then squats his little golden goldfish from her hole into his mouth. Golden Goldfish.
I was so maggot lastnight I did the Golden Goldfish with my girlfriend's mum, safe to say she'll be coming back for more
A turd floating in the Mersey Estuary
I was sitting on the ferry admiring the view when a couple of Mersey goldfish swam past
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Another way of saying son of bitch but its more fun! (if u say it in front of ur parents u cant get in trouble)
guy # 1: 'Dude, Mike made out with that girl you like!'
guy # 2: 'That son of a goldfish!'
guy # 1: 'Wanna go key his car?'
guy # 2: 'You know it!'
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A person or experience that was supposed to be way better than it actually was; a disappointment; something or someone who didn't measure up to reasonable expectations; not a whale
A-"We should have a shamoo riding contest!"
B-"I bet you'd be good at that."
A-"I've never ridden a whale before!"
B-"Oh yeah you've only ridden boys."
A-"No more like I've only ridden Goldfish, I mean compared to a whale..."
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A group of people that seem almost oblivious to there surrounding. They tend to have their feelings hurt easily and be comforted even easier.
"We get hurt easily and we resolve things easily... we're like goldfish people." -Gillian Jacobs interview with E!online about the characters of Community.
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Clothes that are a little too big, but you end up gaining weight to fit them, much like a goldfish grows to fit their tank.
I bought my boyfriend size 36 pants and they turned into goldfish clothes. First he complained they were too loose; now he says they're too tight.
None of my clothes fit any more, but if I buy new ones I know they'll just turn into goldfish clothes.
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