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A goose is someone who shouldn't be trusted.
Alice - Hey, I ate your potato
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!
Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.
Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!
Goose It(goos it), v., goosed it, goosing it (1). When one gives way to all reason to complete a set task. (2). Just Do It
Two cops are sitting in their patrol car hidden in the bushes next to a stop sign. A car goes flying threw the stop sign at 45mph. One cop turns to the other and says, "Wow, he really goosed it through the stop sign!"
A soccer team is in the locker room getting ready for a game.
Player 1: "I forgot my cleats at home"
Player 2: "Just Goose It"
"Goose It over to the store quick"
"Goose It off that cliff"
"This is a perfect rail to Goose It down"
"The cops! Everybody Goose It outta here!"
Pinching someone's bum and running away. As in the attack on Sue Turton on Channel 4 News (UK).
He crept up behind her and gave her a good goosing.
1. Another name for Grey Goose, which is a quite tasty, albeit expensive, Vodka. Especially good when mixed with or chased by Hawaiian Punch.
Eric: Yo Dawg you wanna slizz on the goose before we go to the club?
Ryan: Hellzz yes, and let me get that 2 liter of Hawaiian Punch so I can mix that shit up.
the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party
Mikey was definitely the goose last night, god that kid is a dumbass
A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.
What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.