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greatest pussy of all time

someone who refuses to eat hot fries because they’re β€œtoo hot”

Owen is the greatest pussy of all time.

by mnl December 11, 2019

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The Greatest Band Of All Time

Led Zeppelin

Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, John Paul Jones

no words can describe them... they're that good

Stairway To Heaven, Kashmir, Communication Breakdown, Dazed And Confused, Houses Of The Holy, Trampled Under Foot, Over The Hills And Far Away, In My Time Of Dying, Black Dog, Whole Lotta Love, Ramble On, Rock & Roll, Since I've Been Loving You, Immigrant Song, When The Levee Breaks, Ramble On, Gallows Pole, Achilles Last Stand, Custard Pie, The Rover, No Quarter, Going To California, Misty Mountain Hop, The Ocean, The Lemon Song, What Is And What Should Never Be, Hey Hey What Can I Do.........songs by the greatest band of all time

by xoxoroxkkixassxoxo October 28, 2008

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The Greatest College Weekend in America

University of Texas at Austin's Round Up Weekend is often called the Greatest College Weekend in America or even the world.

Starting Thursday nights and continuing until Sunday, RoundUp is primarily hosted by greek life with students from around the country visiting West Campus in Austin, buying wrist bands and tickets like any big name music festival (such as local ACL), and waiting in lines that stretch street corners to get into Bar Tabs and Parties alike. The Greatest College Weekend in America sold as many as 15,000 tickets to students in a single year, and all the proceeds go to charities.

The parties and drunken debauchery doesn't stop with some students forgoing sleep (something UT students are very familiar with) to keep the party going. It's common for fraternities to hire big name and up and coming artists to play concerts for their parties. This includes B.O.B., Riff Raff, Shwayze, and Travis Porter. They also commonly get big sponsorships and team up with other greek orgs to afford the events, alcohol, private security, bar tenders, etc.

There is nothing like it at any other college in the world, and there probably never will be.

Headlines and Bylines about it include: "UT's Round Up Will Make You Want To Transfer Schools" and "Weekends come and go, but this is one unlike any other"

Bro-den: Have you see the line to get a band for the ___ Party!?
Bro-seff: Of Course! It goes halfway down Rio.
Bro-den: I have a friend who got me a band and I'm bring my homie from high school
Bro-seff: Did he fly in?
Bro-den: Of course, how could he not!? It's going to be The Greatest College Weekend in America

by TheRamblerRuinsEverything April 7, 2022


The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th

Once again, Michael was in AP Calculus BC. Michael had asked what infinity/infinity was. One could simply answer the question by saying the answer is undefined; however, that is not what occurred. What occurred was an epic battle of banter. Those around listened in silence and horror, pretending to not listen. The largest blow of this epic battle occurred when, Thall who shall not be named, called Michael a "Dirty Liar". That was the last straw in this encounter. Michael quickly responded with "You did not just call me that". They were in an absolute stalemate. The battle ended with positive email interaction. To this day, the two sides remain at peace.

Today is The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th. We all must mourn this great tragedy. Nothing compares to the horror that occurred on this day. Nothing even comes close. Some might bring up the events that occurred in the 1940s; however, they would be mistaken. One must always respect The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th.

by leahcimgnuoy March 22, 2023


greatest soccer goal ever

There are a lot of candidates but in general the Maradona second goal to England on 1986 world cup is voted as the best of all time.

The greatest soccer goal ever was made by Maradona at 1986 Soccer World Cup

by akochmer September 5, 2014


The Fallacy of The Eagles' Greatest Hits

One in which possession of an object or a shared interest -- e.g., the music of The Eagles or their Greatest Hits album -- fails to indicate any commonality, agreeability, or similar personality between two or more people. As in, just because you have a copy of Eagles' Greatest Hits and someone like Benito Mussolini does too doesn't make you the same type of guy. Coined by a music critic in an interview with VH1.

The Fallacy of The Eagle's Greatest Hits goes like this: Just because you have a copy of Eagles' Greatest Hits and someone like Benito Mussolini does too doesn't make you the same type of guy.

The fallacy of The Eagles' Greatest Hits is like that song, "Breakfast at Tiffany's." Two people have nothing in common but that guy is holding onto a chance with the girl because they both saw Breakfast at Tiffany's and she kinda liked it. Maybe she liked it but that doesn't make you compatible; it means nothing!

by I mean, yeah January 10, 2019


greatest band of all time

Rage Against the Machine. Enough said.

"He may be brave new contender for this relationship should he abandon his obedience to white liberal doctrine and nonviolence, and embrace black nationalism. Through counterintelligence it should be possible to pinpoint potential troublemakers, and neutralize them."

"Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite: all of which are American dreams."

"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"

"Shackled our minds when we're left on the cross; When ignorance reigns, life is lost!"

"Wherever somebody's strugglin' for a place to stay, for a decent job or a helping hand. Wherever somebody's strugglin' to be free, look in their eyes ma, you'll see me!"

Poser talking about Rage Against the Machine: "Dude. Rage Against the Machine is the greatest band of all time. I love Killing in the Name and Bulls on Parade. I play them all the time on Guitar Hero and I think their DJ is so sick for the record scratching he can do."

Actual fan and activist: "You're such a fucking poser. Shut the fuck up and take a stand, that's what Rage is trying to convey in their music. By the way, you're a total fucking dipshit for thinking they have a DJ. Tom Morello is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, guitarists of all time and he does every single 'record scratch' and 'keyboard' solo on every single song. Although I do have to agree, they are the greatest band of all time."

by Chad_Bro_Chill11 January 16, 2009

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