A fart or burp containing a gentleman's semen
Adam had been enjoying an evening of cottaging when he let rip a massive cum guff
A large brewing of some serious guffage (fart) in the ass . Wave after wave of guffs
"Gaz was brewing a guff storm to unleash on andy's face"
A device worn beneath outer garmets to arrest the foul stench coming from ones butt when farting and to reduce the sound from reverberating round
Farts smell and sound much worse when in the shower than sat in the car with a guff muffler (clothes) on
The substance produced by a shart
The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.
The vehicle that comes to collect the contents of toilets.
What's that smell?
It's the guff-truck emptying the portaloos. It's OK they'll be gone soon.
Gucci guff is awesome and likes to drink hot dog water.Gucci guff is loyal to friends and is a great bestie.Gucci guff got your back all the time doe.
Random person:Hey Gucci guff
Gucci guff:Hey What’s up homie 😎
Random person:Let’s play minecraft
Gucci guff:bet
Vaginal flatulence; gentle, bubbly, and hilariously extended sound emanating from a (most probably) posh, set of fanny flaps. She retains eye contact throughout. The glorious noise resembles a trumpet nonchalantly bugling underwater through a dense layer of seaweed.
Dude, I headed down south on this poshy washy, and she gave me a face full of puff guff...