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A Fucked up virtual world. With pedafiles surrounding you. Some people get so addicted to it they pay for fake furni and credits/coins. ive seen my friend on it hes spent 15$ on it just to have credits and have new clothes. The hobbas are fuckers they ban 4 nothing and u then lose everything. Trust me habbo hotel is a fucked up thing that should of never been fuckin made.
Peda File: Wots ur name?
Kid: My mummy told me not to give info to strangers :(
Peda File: I'll Give U Furni.
Kid: :O My Name Is James Barnes
Peda File: Where U Live?
Kid: Mummy told me not to say dat either. :(
Peda File: I'll Give U Credz.
Kid: :O I Go to .....
News: Child James Barnes has been killed. They say he was playing Habbo Hotel. He was found outside his house stabbed. Also he had lots of furni and credz/coins!!!!!!
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a virtual hotel/chatroom where u can play games, make rooms + meet ppl
it sucks. Don't get hooked on it trust. u'll spend so much money on fake furniture
the most common phrases
"plzzz donate i got scammed plzzz"
"il give u credits if u give furni"
"search my name for fallin furni"
"its my bday wil u donate?"
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Habbo Hotel is a gay website that sucks people into giving them real money for colors on a screen. The moderator acts like all of the habbos are toddlers blocking non-swear words like msn, hotmail, aol etc. Also, It will block 6 or more numbers at a time. When a word gets blocked, it shows up as 'bobba'. Habbo Hotel is also where hundreds of pervs gather and ask you for your personal info.
-On Habbo Hotel-
Habbo1: hey
Habbo2: hi
Habbo1: wanna be my gf?
Habbo2: okay!
-Days later-
Habbo1: we have to break up
habbo2: NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!! I'm NOT SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN!!!
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Habbo Hotel is good and bad, but mostly bad. It's pretty much a heaven for perverts and lonesome teenagers who are actually 56. Habbo Hotel is supposed to remble reality, even though they're NOTHING alike. The habbo staff censors words that have no offensive meaning and the habbo staff treats everyone as if they're 2-years-old. No one on habbo seems to spell properly and the only questions that people ask when they 'meet' you are: asl, or 'wanna cyber?'. My friends actually are on habbo hotel, and at times it can be fun because my friends haven't spent a dime on habbo hotel for their virtual furni which DOES NOT EXIST, and we happen to talk... CORRECTLY, what a suprise. My basic day on habbo is making fun of all the sad people and luring in perverts only to tell them to fuck off, get a life, and stop being a man-whore. It seems on habbo that if you're in a short skirt, tank-top, and blonde hair guys seem to be magnetically attracted to you even though you're most likely an old man. Habbo Hotel does really suck, but at least I can spend a 10 minutes crushing all of the little habbos dreams of a peaceful (and unreal) community.
Some Creepy Guy: hey babe, asl?
Me: 56/f/galapogos islands.
Some Creepy Guy: thats relly hot
Me: Go away man-whore.
Some Creepy Guy: ill get U BANNNED!!1
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A teen about 15/16 (or older) on Habbo hotel that waist their time dressing up as little babies that mums can adopt thinking they're cute - DON'T FALL FOR IT.
Watch out for baby-looking habbos that speak like: Ewwo how aw wuu?.
BE CAREFUL - SOME ARE MORE THAN HABBO BABIES
For example, Habbo Babies might walk into your or another room - That isn't an adoption!
**EXAMPLE 1**:
(Baby comes in)
Baby: Ewwoish
Non-hc girl: Aww can I adopt you please?
Baby: Nwoo Mwe Nweed Bwetter mwummy. Mwe Nweed HC mwum
Non-hc girl: Okay then
Baby: (to Hc girl) Cwan Wuu Awdopt mwe pwease
Hc girl: Okay then sweetie
Baby: Yway! (FURNI! I'm getting furni)
(At home)
Baby: Mwummy me need fwurni
Mum: No (Kicks baby)
**EXAMPLE 2**:
Baby boy: (goes up to Hc girl) Will Wuu Adwopt mwe pwease
Hc Girl: No Bobba off
Baby: *Gwets'Lwady'to'look'into'eyes'and'hypnotize'her
Baby: Will wuu adwopt mwe NOW?
Hc Girl: Yes'My'Sweet'pea. I will be your slave and mum
(Picks up baby and hugs) <<< DUN DUN DUN! :o
Baby: Cwan wuu gives me swowm cweds?
Mum: Yes my little pumkin of a son
(Trades and puts 500 creds in box)
Baby: Mwummy wure the best
Mum: No you are
(Gives more creds)
Mum: Now those 246 collectables I have...
**EXAMPLE 3**:
(In adoption)
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAA
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Baby: WAAAAAAAA
Hc girl: Whats the matter
Baby: *Lwookies awt lwady wieth bwig ewes*
Baby: Will wuu adopt mwe
Hc girl: NO I NEED A HC BABY OKAY?
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA
(baby Whispers to hc girl)
Baby: I will kweep twying two add wuu and 'Waa' untill wuu adwop mwe
Hc girl: Okay then hunnie
Baby: YWAY
(at home)
Baby: mwummy iwts mwy biwthday!
Mum: Happy birthday *Gives birthday cake*
Baby: Wat? Nwo Pwesent?
Mum: No you can't expect me to
Baby: I'm gwoing bwak two adwoption mwe nwo lwike wuu
(At adoption)
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA
Hc-boy: Whats the matter dahlin
Baby: mwe have no mwummy ow dwaddy
Hc boy: I'll adopt you
Baby: Yway Owk
Hc Boy: And if its your birthiday - heres 34 creds
(A week later)
Baby: (pretend to be older) Im leaving dad
dad: Why
Baby: I got creds, Im hc and thats what i came her for
(Leaves and deletes as friends)
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habbo hotel is a game of both good....and bad...mostly bad
Good: it can be fun you know hanging out with ur real life friends on it while walking around looking like a god damn lego
Bad: WAAAAAAAAY TOO MANY STALKERS! I swear some 46 year old bitch comes up to you and hes like "hey baby whats ur asl?" and im like "fuck off man-whore" they wanna meet u in real life and if u meet them they all fat and crap then they drag u off to this damn alley and start rapeing you O_O its also a waste of money they suck you in and start scammin u out of your god damn money!
*while playing habbo hotel*
Some creepy 46yr old Bitch: Hey baby wanna cyber?
Me: OMG FUCK OFF YOU GOD DAMN WHORE!
Some creepy 46yr old Bitch: Yeah...i like it when girls play hard to get
Me: OMFG! FUCK OFF YOU FAG! *runs away from him*
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Habbo Hotel is a virtual chat room for 11-18 yr olds. You can walk, talk, buy credits... Don't buy credits! 10p a credit! Also, the bobba filter is quite annoying, because it could ban you saying things like "Want to have a red rug?". It would come out as "Want to have a rebobba?". Also "password" becomes bobba, and www.freewebs.com/mypantsareblue would become something like "wwbobba.bobba.cbobba/mypantsareblue"! But I like Habbo Hotel, only I hate the bobba filter!
Habbo Words:
1. I am Michael Moorbobba in Habbo Hotel!
2. I need your bobba
3. This coffee is bobbalicious!
English translation:
1. I am Michael Moorcock in Habbo Hotel!
2. I need your password
3.This coffee is cyberlicious!
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