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When the head of an uncircumcised penis begins to peek out from behind its veil of foreskin.
Judy: WHOA WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
Paul: It is my half houser, throbbing halfway beneath its mighty shield of foreskin and the penetrable area of thou vagin.
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A phrase meaning a very long time.
Jay: "Kay, hurry up!!! I have to pee!!!"
Kay: "Okay, okay, okay!!! I'm done!!!"
Jay: "Man, you took, like, forever and a half!!! What were you doing in there???!!!
The vehicle driven by the Porky Scotcher. It is a white van with a very peculiar arrangement of windows. It is known as a half-car because it has too many windows to be considered a van and not enough to be considered a car.
Monk: That's a weird vehicle. Neither van nor car but somewhere in between.
Dad: Yes Monk, the technical name is 'half-car'. Its a vehicle especially for fat security guards who think they're too important to drive vans.
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A 'ticket' is slang for 1 million dollars. Thus, half a ticket would be worth $500,000. Pretty pricey.
She in da murda biness, got half a ticket on her wriss
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To not fully/really love someone essentially leading them on or making them believe you love them in a relationship usually, these relationships don't end up working, and one of the parties end up hurting and looking this up on urban dictionary.
John: Yeah, she was half-loving him, and he was too blinded to see it. Now she left him, and he's alone.
Jack: Damn, these hoes aren't loyal.
a coward that acts tough but when is really confronted they back down
Person gives u the finger whilst out driving then when u stop at the lights they pretend they cant see u and act like nothing is happening.
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To shit and piss your pants.
"Sorry your honor I took a one and a half on the elevator. That's why we're late I sh*t and pissed my pants."
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