Hall Sweep

When the school announces there is a Hall Sweep on the intercom. You have to get to class before the bell rings, because the teachers will lock their doors and the security officers will come and get you. Then you get Saturday Work and have to clean thrash on Saturday. Hall Sweeps are announced during passing period and are usually called after fights, that usually ,but not always occur during lunch. Sometimes they are announced more than one passing period.

Bill: Look a fight!

John: Cool lets go see.

*watches fight for about 10 seconds*
*security runs to stop the fight*

Bill: Woah his nose was bleeding

*bell rings*

(INTERCOM speaker announces -THIS IS A HALL SWEEP ,ALL STUDENTS OUT OF CLASS AFTER THE BELL WILL GET SATURDAY WORK!)

John: Oh crap, gotta get to class.

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Dick the halls

When that asshole next door puts up his Christmas lights before Thanksgiving.

Danny: Man, sure is a beautiful day. Hey Fred what's your neighbor doing?

Fred: Looks like he's trying to dick the halls

Danny: Damn, no respect for Thanksgiving anymore.

Coney Hall

A village in south east London populated with many different species. It is densely populated with chavs in the Queensway district, along with wild dog walkers in the heart field areas. At the heart of the village lies the co op, a place where many residents go and steal food. It is an extremely dangerous neighbourhood and anyone who visits should be very aware of their surroundings and cautious. It’s bordered by the extremely chavy hayes, the wealthy West Wickham, and the abandoned Keston.

Anybody who wishes to visit Coney Hall must be extremely aware and cautious

Pembroke Hall

Pembroke Hall is the greatest dorm on Belmont University's campus! The residents of this hall, being all men, are the backbone of the social society at Belmont. Pembroke is always involved in campus activities and is known for it's craziness at sporting events.

The guys that live in this building are commonly referred to as "Pembros" and the girls that hangout there are known as the "Pemhoes."

Everyone on campus also knows that "Greatness never looked so good" as it does in Pembroke!

Freshman Transfer Student: "I'm not sure where to live when I move to Belmont"
Random Belmont Student: "Dude, you should live in Pembroke Hall! 'Cause it is the raddest place on campus."

Belmont Girl 1: "OHH MYYY GAWWDD! Those Pembros are SO hott!!!"
Belmont Girl 2: "I know... I wish I could get with one!"

Wills Hall

A rah uni accommodation in Bristol that’s home to the poshest ketty twats you’ll ever meet

To fit in here u must have

A) signet ring

B) trust fund / daddy’s credit card

C) north face puffer (to pretend that ur street)

BONUS: have ur hair cut in curtains

Rarely seen during the day, Wills students tend to come out past 6pm, either to collect their £50 deliveroo order or to cry their way through no meat monday’s (fuck vegans)

“my absolute fave place” - Winston Churchill

“get off the fucking lawn” - Tracey

Guy 1: whats that building at the top of the hill

Guy 2: that's Wills Hall accommodation

Guy 1: ah they're at the top of the hill so they must be superior

leave the hall

A contemptuous dismissal, following a particularly egregious display of metal ignorance.

Metal fan 1: Judas Priest isn't metal.

Metal fan 2: Leave the hall.

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Emmaus Hall

The Emmaus Hall (better known as the "Emmaus Golden Ring") is when at least 6 men, all over the age of 65 gather in an empty building, and all sit in a circle, all facing the person in front of them. They all collectively pee at the same time, aiming their penises as to shoot pee over the head of the partner and straight into their mouths.

My grandpa loves participating in the Emmaus Hall golden ring in his spare time.

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