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A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.
I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”
When your friend comes over and starts flapping your schlong under your desk
My friend came over and we performed the dirty hamish
Full-Time Sigma. No days off.
If only I could be as alpha as Hamish Suckem Seecem
A person who is sexually attracted to dogs.
Look at what Hamish is doing to the dogs!