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1. noun: a three part sexual act between a man and woman that begins with anal sex. After anal penetration the man then enters his bleeding female partner vaginally. The final act happens when the man pulls out and while receiving a blow job from his significant other then ejaculates in her face.
After shopping at the Home Depot last weekend, Katie and I saw a romantic comedy at a local theater and although we had no snacks while watching the movie, when we returned home I gave her a South Hampton Butterfinger.
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Hampton High School is a school in Henry County Ga where the principal is a prick and the student body is stupid!
Mr.Gore banned all phones and the students began to fight and get the school in even more trouble at Hampton High School
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When you take a dump in a box, and send it overseas to the troops. Made popular by Jon Stewart while mocking the governor of Kansas.
When Andrey found out that Donny had joined the army, he immediately sent him an east hampton sorbet
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When hammering your chick from behind and she requests a facial. Right before you blow your load you jump up abruptly hitting your head in the fan blades. Knocking you off balance and spraying your load everywhere but her face..
I brought a girl home and was hammering her from behind on the bed when I stood to blow my load I created a Hampton Bay Spray
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A very small and boring town. about 4800 people and nothing to do.
wow this is really New Hampton, Iowas
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A small town in Connecticut known for creating bells. The only real historic thing other than an old schoolhouse is the Bevin Bell factory, of which burned to the ground. Due to the town bring know for bells, it's highschoolers are known as "Bellringers". East Hampton has a Facebook page known as "Let's Talk East Hampton" of which people just argue. The Facebook page has also been known to censor accounts who they disagree with them. The towns relax spot is an irradiated lake known as Lake pocotopaug where the lifeguards don't do their job correctly. During July, the town holds its annual old homes day festival and parade. It is also home to a miss USA and one of connecticuts Governors, O'Neil. The Redneck population is just a bunch of kids who wear camouflaged NAPA auto parts hats and drive lifted trucks. They only call themselves redneck because they mow their lawns without mommys help and drive ATVs.
Any person: Where are you from?
East Hamptoner: East Hampton
Any person: WOW east Hampton, you must be rich
East Hamptoner: No, East Hampton, CT
Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.
John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.
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