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Invisible Handjob

A photo taken by someone who just got their nails done. The hand is in same position that would be used to give a hand job in order to show the nail polish.

On Instagram and Twitter, search the hash tag "invisiblehandjob" and you will see an Invisible Handjob.

by porkerhole September 28, 2012

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cinema handjob

the act of giving one a handjob in a cinema - usually on the back row to avoid being seen. Some find this exciting and fun as it is in a public place. See handjob

"My girlfriend gave me a handjob when we were watching harry potter 3 in the cinema yesterday"

by djchrissy August 19, 2004

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Michigan Handjob

When your girlfriend grabs a handful of snow to jerk you off.

While taking a break from snowmobiling Rob's girlfriend surprised him with a Michigan Handjob.

by PRTastic June 9, 2016

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Cocaine Handjob

When a guy or girl is jacked up on coke and then proceeds to jerk their partner’s cock super hard and fast almost ripping it off giving an intense experience of both pain and pleasure simultaneously.

Bianca gave Anthony a cocaine handjob and hand was moving so fast that it broke the sound barrier and cause a sonic boom while lifting him 5 feet off the bed

by The real Hank Contos June 27, 2020


Hawaiian Handjob

When you make the Shaka sign with your hand and alternate fingering a girl with your thumb and pinky

“Your middle finger is too big just give me a Hawaiian Handjob”

by Wombat Fucker January 24, 2022


Indirect Handjob

When you high five or shake someone's hand then jerk off

Yo I totally just got an indirect handjob!

by Jason Freed January 20, 2016


Handjob Suzie

A Handjob Suzie is a girl that like to rub one off for the guy she is fucking around with, then slurp on some cock afterwards.

Guy 1: Did you take that chick home last night?

Guy 2: Sure did! She's a Handjob Suzie!

by JamJam1 May 28, 2012