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When you are drinking around a Bon fire, out of no where your spouse says “I really want to scissor tonight”. Then some random hot girl you didn’t even realize was there drinking with you says “I’m in.” This is found to be a typical greeting in Oscoda Michigan.
We went camping last weekend and sure enough my wife ended up greeting the neighbors with an Oscoda handshake. It was a pleasurable introduction.
To hold a man's penis whilst he uses a urinal and/or shaking it so avoid dripping. Commonly associated with the greater Brighton and Hove area.
I need to text my mate do you mind giving me a Sussex handshake?
the act of using a prosthetic hand to masturbate either yourself or your partner. Either end can be used.
while my amputee girlfriend was taking a shower, I helped myself to a Rawlins handshake.
Grabbing a girls tit, And when she goes to smack you, You give her a Highfive
guy one Dude I grabbed Jessie's tit.
guy two What did she do
guy one Nothing cause I gave her a Bachelor Handshake
A swig of hard liquor straight from the bottle, preferably before midday.
Mate, pass us the old Scottish handshake, I'm melting
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To give someone a casual handjob.
Can be used as a greeting, or a goodbye. Could also be substituted for a kiss.
Also, is a trademark of a someone...you know who you are!!
Any Random Guy At All: Oh, Hey there!
Holly: Hey there, let's fuck!
**holly handshake**
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When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.
The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.
Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.
Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.
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