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A beautiful GEM (genetically enhanced man) from the book ‘The Fandom’ s story, ‘The Gallows Dance’
He has beautiful tanned skin and caramel silky hair *sighs*
Violet looked up cautiously, unsure wether this strange man was friend or foe. Not a second later, she found herself being pulled up by the chin, gently, but firmly. When she saw the face in front of her, she felt dizzy with excitement. It was the beautiful willow harper
-The Fandom- ANNA DAY
This is the sexiest dude you can find out there. I mean who WOULDNT want to date this guy? He is amazing, attractive, hot, and overall brilliant. If you get the chance, tou should fuck him and make it worth it.
Boy 1: Hey, did you see Alex Harper just then?
Girl 1: Yeah, we fucked the night before.
Boy 1: Oh.
Alex Harper: 'ello sexy.
Girl 1: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Crappy community college in Palatine, Illinois. Where most of the kids at Palatine High School end up going if they aren't rich or get good grades or are good at sports, let alone even go to college at all.
Also known as 'Harper High' because it's basically jsut an extension of high school. You're with about half of the same people you went to high school with, and it's set up much the same.
Good for getting whatever degree in whatever major you've selected, but don't expect anyone to make a big deal out of it. It's basically the bare minimum college education.
Harper College-
'What are you doing after graduation?'
'Harper.'
'Cool, me too. And, like, the other 20 people i've asked in the last hour.'
'Bitchin.'
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Meaning failing something,getting rejected, or getting a low score
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A term used for a wannabe gypsy that thinks hes good at fighting claims hes on badness but hangs out with "terry and johnny" hes a pum and runs away from barney sennett on the daily, not only to mention hes 6"4 and claims hes 6"6 get this fraud out of Brighton and to stop telling everyone hes a gypsy when he gives brain to zsombor .
"Hey Reece harper"
"shut it barnz"
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Stephen harper is an Albertan Dildo licker who believes that Dinosaurs were placed there by god to test his faith. He is the Prime Minister of Canada and the leader of the Conservative Party. As a well known coward he has prorogued Parliament twice in a little more than a year. Some see him as Ex U.S President Bush's "Butt-Buddy". He is also easily compared to The Facist dictator Adolf Hitler.
Tim: "Did you hear? Stephen "Dildo Licker" Harper has prorogued Parliament again!"
Herbert: "Can't Stephen Harper just piss off and take it up the ass to pass his time instead of fucking up Canada's rich history of Socialism?"
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The Harper Manoeuvre first pioneered by Chris O'Dowd is a staple of IT troubleshooting.
Execution of the method has evolved greatly over the years with famous IT technician Mr A Harper bringing the method to new realms and coining the phrase "The Harper Manoeuvre".
The Harper Manoeuvre can fix all IT issues by simply switching off the offending equipment and then turning it back on.
60% of the time it works all the time.
The server was failing but I executed the Harper Manoeuvre and it's working better than ever!
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